Overheard at our house this evening:
"The tail light fell off because I ran the 4-wheeler into IT." Explaining why the Subaru might not have a working tail light. Although then again ... it should be working fine. It was duck taped!
Watching Anna making a smoothie just a minute ago. I said, "the dishwasher is dirty." Big hint in there: put your dishes in the dishwasher when you're done. Blayde who is just home from school is putting his chili into the microwave and says, "oops!"